Thursday, October 30, 2008

Proust Questionnaire

"A Proust Questionnaire is a questionnaire about one's personality first popularized by the responses given by french writer Marcel Proust."

Here are my answers to some of the questions that Proust answered and some that appear monthly on the last page of Vanity Fair.

What is your favorite occupation?
Rocking. No question.

What is your principle defect?
The inability to think of one.

What is your most marked characteristic?
A marked propensity for procrastination and sloth. (That's from a poem my grandma taught me, typical Bessy Bad Ass)

What is your favorite color?
Right now - the orange glow of a lit up pumpkin. Ask me again in a month or so and it will be pine tree green.

In what country would you like to live?
Holland - Yesh! With the Dutch

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Eating a big meal and still being hungry afterward.

What quality do you most value in a friend?
The ability to speak their mind.

To what faults do you feel most indulgent?

Who are your favorite heroes of fiction?
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Who would you have liked to be?
A great hero of fiction.

What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
Never finding any sort of life anywhere else in the universe. (wow, nerdy answer)

What is your idea of earthly happiness?
Never being bored for a second.

What would you like to be?
A mother fucking rock star.

How would you like to die?
Ideally it would not involve a plane crash.

What natural gift would you most like to possess?
The ability to be quiet for longer than 5 minutes.

What is your motto?
"Nothing is fucked here dude."