Friday, February 15, 2013

Old Yellers

My mom just sent me an email with no body, and the subject line "google goats yelling like humans, so funny".

Turns out, she was right.


Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Chort Chorts

Dear Female Volleyball Players Who Wear Their VB Shorts in Public,

Thanks a lot.

Signed,
Every other chick, ever.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Undecided Voters 2012

Dear Undecided Voter,

Who the fuck are you? Do you really exist?

Luv,
Schumanator

ps. Oh wait...Maybe you look like this? IDK, LMK.














(via LA Times)