Via IM while finishing up work today:
Jon: So what are you thinking for dinner?
Me: I don't know, I would really love some breaded chicken of some sort.
Jon: Ooooo. Yes indeed. We can go to the store. Hey - Good Monday Night Football game on tonight!! You may need to break out the jersey honey.
Me: Nice. I am like so excited.
Jon: Colts are playing the last undefeated team- The Titans.
Me: Oh, well in that case I might just leave right now.
Jon: I might just leave you right now if you don't stop your fair-weather-fanning, Honey.