Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Dear Waitress at Rileys

Dear Waitress at Riley's Bar,

Your tank top struck me as a health code violation. I need your tits served on my chicken sandwich like I need a hole in the head.

Keep it classy.

Luv,
Schumanator
Posted by at 5:03 PM

1 comments:

Liv said...

bahahhaha! she misunderstood the idiom "chicken breast"

July 6, 2011 5:59 AM

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