(Baseball on the television)
Jon: I would have been a great pitcher
Me: Yeah.
Jon: No, I mean when I played baseball I was good.
Me: Yeah. I played soccer as a kid but was never very good. That's about it.
Jon: I was never good at soccer.
Me: I'm just not in to, like, having to run into people and shit to get to what I'm trying to do.
Jon: Well it's not about that. It's just, "I've got to get there, and I've got to do what I've got to do to do it."
Me: I'm not saying its about that, I'm just saying that that part, I don't like. Not into it. Let me hit a ball at a worthy adversary. Watch them struggle from afar.
Jon: Yeah. You'd be a good right fielder.