Adding Insult to Injury

It's funny because I was under the impression that there was no lettuce left to eat, and yet this picture suggests something else entirely.



I took this photo last night at about 11:15 right after I made a complete scene of dumping out my recycling. When I walked out the door and saw this snail covered twig I totally threw-up in my mouth a little bit. Then I went and got my camera and that is when I locked myself out of the house. God damn snails win again.