Old Yellers

My mom just sent me an email with no body, and the subject line "google goats yelling like humans, so funny".

Turns out, she was right.

Chort Chorts

Dear Female Volleyball Players Who Wear Their VB Shorts in Public,

Thanks a lot.

Signed,
Every other chick, ever.

Undecided Voters 2012

Dear Undecided Voter,

Who the fuck are you? Do you really exist?

Luv,
Schumanator

ps. Oh wait...Maybe you look like this? IDK, LMK.

(via LA Times)